YOUR MOMS SO FAT...	YOUR MOMS SO UGLY...
ACTUAL WRITINGS ON HOSPITAL CHARTS	DUMB BLONDS
WHAT WILL IT TAKE?	A PASSAGE TO MAKE ONE THINK
IDIOTS IN THE YEAR 2000	AXIOMS TO LIVE OR DIE BY
FLUTE/PICCOLO JOKES	CLARINET JOKES
SAXOPHONE JOKES	TRUMPET JOKES
TROMBONE JOKES	DRUMMER JOKES